While getting some of the Batsu Airport files together to watch on a different PC, the thought struck me:
[b:34v4zzn9]"If there were to be a US-version of the GNT Annual New Year’s Batsu Game, who would I choose to be in it and what would the theme be?"[/b:34v4zzn9]
So, if such a thing were to happen in the US (Trust me, no doubt they’d wait for it to be done in the UK 1st and then just steal the idea and act as if it weren’t a 3rd generation idea.) I’d want it to be a 24-hour format (cut down to 90 min. or at most 2 hrs., to be aired on New Year’s Eve before the ball drop), scenario-based (rather than 24-hour tag), 5 members, real swats and just as many surprising cameos as the GNT version.
I wasn’t going to just go with the simple cast of Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Jackass, etc. route. I was thinking that it had to fit the peculiar parameters of US broadcast TV. #1 We are unlikely to see folks like a pregnant Snooki or some other reality diva enduring more than a couple swats without giving up/fighting/crying/generally making the broadcast miserable to watch. #2 Women potentially getting beaten repeatedly, unless it is pro wrestling or cell cam footage, doesn’t make it on broadcast TV. #3 The cast should be polarizing enough where you’d watch either in the hopes they don’t get too many swats or in the hopes that they get many swats.
As for a cast, you can go a couple ways. Either well-known established entertainers/comedians, B-list celebrities (reality show folks would fit in here), relative/complete unknowns from a cattle call. They’d all have to be young enough that there’s no risk of breaking their hip or something, which in my mind also eliminates professional athletes because they won’t endanger their contracts, etc.
Anyway, I could only come up with 3 potential cast members at the time. I went with the established entertainer/comedian route. Currently, the US doesn’t really have established comedy teams anymore that I could instantly think of. I wanted to stick close to the GNT model if possible. But, I thought that Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake are the closest I could come up with. They can both be serious but when they’re joking around they do make a good team even though there is no formal team-up there. I guess they’d be my Downtown replacement. Another person who seems to come off as a good sport and is surprisingly funny would be Vin Diesel. Maybe fill out the other 2 spots with a stand-up comedian and another actor.
Theme. Now, that’s where I’m in a bit of a quandary. As the US is insanely litigious, choosing a theme to make fun of puts them in a lot of trouble of insulting a multitude of groups. Choose a military theme, veterans groups get outraged. Put them in as flight attendants like in Batsu Airport, women’s groups raise a ruckus. You get the point…
So, I figured my theme would be "Boy Band". Groupies, politicians/religious folks complaining about the evils of rock music, off-key singing, awkward synchronized dancing, famous musicians promoting their next release, ferry them about from venue to venue in one of those party buses… terrible, terrible clothing choices.