Hi there! I just realized I had an account here and I haven’t posted even one thing lol
Anyway, if someone were to make a Gaki No Tsukai PC game, what would features would you like to see in it? Would you like it to have a bunch of mini-games similar to what they have on the show (like that ass to mouth quiz or that ball smasher version), or would you like it to have a few original mini-games that focuses in hilarity and absurdness? Would you like to have the ability to play as different characters like Matsumoto, Hamada, Yamasaki, Endo, and Tanaka? Would you also like to see the a 24 hour annual batsu mode just like in the real show?
I think that a GNT game would only be fun if it’s done in a way where players get to experience all sorts of mini-games and weirdness since that’s mainly the spirit of the show. I can’t really imagine GNT becoming a platformer game like Mario since it would be hard to include comedy there. It would also be very hard to turn GNT into an rpg game since it’s not even serious and rpgs by nature involve characters leveling up by killing stuff or doing quests. Even if GNT were to be a "deathless" game where the focus is on completing quests, it would still be hard to put comedy in it.
As for mini-games, I haven’t really seen all of GNT (I’ve been mainly exposed to the 24 hour versions and a few random episodes), but here are some of my ideas on how to make them work in a PC game:
- Ass To Mouth Quiz/Word converted into Ass To Mouth Memory Game
Quiz/Word games rely on a set of prepared questions and answers. Sooner or later, people who play the game a lot will end up memorizing the answers and this will lead to boredom despite the feature of having a naked ass ramming into your opponent’s mouth. Sacrificing the "quiz" part and instead using a memory type game where key presses are shown on the screen and the player will have to input them, the game will focus more on the player’s skill than ability to memorize repeated questions and answers. There will also be time limit that the player must beat in entering the key sequence. As the game progresses, the longer the sequence of keys that will need to be memorized. The battle between two players becomes duel of quick access memory and ability to stay cool under pressure.
- Ball Smasher Quiz/Word converted into Ball Smasher Light Bulbs Game
Another quiz/word game converted into something else. There can be up to 4 or 5 people playing. Instead of answering questions correctly to avoid having your balls smashed by the ball smasher machine, the players will have to jump when the light bulb above their head lights up. Failure to do so will cause the ball smasher to do its duty! There can be only one man left standing with his balls unscrambled.
- Avoid The Spankers Game
Just like in one of those 24 hour shows, you play as one of the guys. Every few seconds, a Spanker (or whatever you call those guys) pops up and chases you around. You have two movement speeds, one for jogging and another for dashing. Dashing will use up your stamina but will let you get away faster from the Spankers. In order to totally lose a Spanker, you’ll have to dash towards another player and then avoid him at the last moment to let the Spanker bump and spank him instead.
What about you, what other game ideas would you like to see in a GNT PC game?